by Bryan Gallo
After his last relationship, romantic love seemed as appealing to him as scraping dog shit from the crevices of his shoe. But being attractive random internet girl was the one calling him cute, he made sure to ask her on a date. After a talkative sushi dinner and a passionate kiss on the mini-golf green, they headed to his place. They downed a few beers while sitting through American Beauty. In the dim light she begged him to re-enact her favorite scene. He wished he could, but his doctor said it’d be two weeks until the zombie dick cleared up.
Bryan Gallo is a musician/songwriter and devoted enjoyer of fine beers and wines.
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