by Alex Megaro
My dad is a man who loves his garden. What he hates are shrews that won’t leave his garden alone. Every day I hear his complaints about the shrews stealing from him, and how they have taken hold of his hollow wood, or something. He says they are nothing but rodents from Hell. I think he is right because they annoy him. He takes me in to Bernstein’s Greenhouse and has me hold his garden hatchet. He says “We are gonna end this shrew problem right now. This is no longer mein kampf. It’s our kampf.” I love my dad.
Alex Megaro is a New York based filmmaker/writer who will soon be eradicated thanks to science!
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